The Harlem Globetrotters are coming back to the Floyd L. Maines Veterans Memorial Arena on Thursday, February, 6th. I'm happy to let everyone know that it'll mark the return of GRAND MASTER G FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!

The Globetrotters are known as great basketball players with really cool nicknames...Names like Meadowlark, Curty and Twiggy. For the third year, a so-so basketball player with a nickname so uncool that his daughter was ashamed will try and "help" the Globetrotters to victory.

Last year, I took to the court and envisioned a half cour shot with the Globetrotters hoisting me on their shoulders with the crowd going WILD! It ended up being a 2 foot shot with my head hung low.

I tried to use the excuse that once I made a shot, I was done. If I miss a few, than I get to stay on the court longer. Yeah, no one is buying that.

They said that I have a talent like no other but I'm positive on how they meant it. I think that they were so shocked by my lack of ability that they didn't want to stick me with the other team.

In all seriousness, thanks to the Harlem Globetrotters for letting me on the team again this year and fulfilling one of my dreams.

Tip-off is at 7 p.m., so don't be late because I have the feeling that Grand Master G won't make it past halftime. Don't miss this family-friendly event, go here to buy your tickets.

I hope you'll help by coming out and cheering on the team and me.

[via Harlem Globetrotters]